Jesus is my teasing partner...

I don't want to mention names or places, but the hypocrisy of my work is hitting me like a ton of brick-bibles today. How can these women, who claim to be christians, say the things they say? How can they gossip about how fat someone is, or how gay someone is, or how annoying they think someone is and then say "and I call it like I see it girl, mmmhmmm, because God's on my side. He's right here with me." and go back to sitting at their desks and reading their little red leather bibles. No one usues an fucking red leather bible unless it's all for show. And just for the record, if God does exist, I promise you he's not perched on your desk wearing a baseball cap, nodding and saying "Omg, I know! She's so fat and gross! I didn't make THAT one in my image. " and then cackling. No. God is not some catty cosmic girlfriend. God's not a one liner waiting to happen. GOD IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE. Go fuck yourselves.
People make me sick. Like, literally sick to my stomach. How can someone be SO hypocritical?